10 - Retarded dog from duck hunt
hhhh I hate that dumb dog, when it comes on NES classics. Duck hunt is a shoot em up games that you have to shoot ducks much as you can, but suddenly when you missed the shot, then that dumb dog gives a retarded laugh at you becuase he thinks you suck at shooting the ducks down and you feels like that you want to shoot that stupid ass dog down. I say this dog is absolutely stupidity towards the gamers itself.
9 - Phanto Mask from Super Mario Bros 2
Why he is Annoying?
Happened in Super mario bros 2. When you about to pick up the key that you want to unlock the door, then the Phanto Mask activites itself and he is about to chase you around the level. It's like playing tig tag in children age, but in the game, it's getting worse that you want to avoid getting attacked by that friken mask. You have forced to get a key to open a door while Phanto Mask enjoying chasing you around.
Me playing SMB 2:(Getting chased by Phanto mask) AHHHH PLEASE GO AWAY, GET OUT OF HERE, I DONT TO PLAY TIG TAG WITH YOU, (got touched by Phanto Mask) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.
8 - Grunts from Halo
Why he is Annoying?
This stupid aliens won't do anything and not been cooperating his teammate. They are nothing, but just want to run around like a scaredy cat because there's no one to help this poor bastard. This alien won't stop chanting and saying AHHHHH WE DOOMED, WE DOOMED, ugghhhhhhh unbelieveable. Look like this alien needs a good slap on the face.
Me playing Halo.
Grunts:AHHHHH WE DOOMED, WE DOOMED!.
Me playing as Master Chef: AHHH SHUT UP! (Gives a melee attacks on Grunts)
7 - Female Beggars and the Drunken guy from Assassin Creed
Why they are Annoying?
In first Assassin's Creed games, there so many people in gameplay area until you meet with these two rediclously idiot. The female beggars can't stop chasing you around and ask you for a money which is damn pissing me off and the drunken guy just pushed you on purpose for fun which he is a real asshole. This is always happened in real life world, but in this game, it's really getting way too annoying as ever. You feel like you want to stab these two to death.
Me playing Assassin's Creed.
First Part-
Beggars: Please, I need just a few coins.
Me playing as Altair: SHUT UP BITCH! (Stabbed her)
Second Part-
(Drunken guy Pushed him)
Me playing as Altair:(stabbed him)
6 - Ashley Graham from Resident Evil 4
Why she is Annoying?
I never seen this childish girl like that. I tell you why this bitch is annoy the hell out of me? becuase she just out of control, begging leon for help and screaming about is hurts my friggin ears off. Where did she needs to stop screaming and chanting LEON HELLLLLP!, ahhhh please shut up for crying out loud, even she not helping leon at all becuase she is scared of zombies, that getting even worse. Uhhhh please leon do something and make her shut up for now, look like I'm getting ill.
5 - Baby Mario from Yoshi Island
Why he is Annoying?
It's just like a real life baby, who cries on whole hour did get you annoyed and what about in gaming. Baby Mario is just how cute he is, but very noisy baby. During the gameplay, when yoshi got attacked by bad guys, Baby Mario started to cry, while flying on the air bubble. It goes WOOO WAHHH WOO WAHHH WOO WAHH, ahhhhh thats hurts my ear off. Thats what real babies is like, especially a toddlers and infants age does crying. If you were a Yoshi, you proberly get ill, when this baby can't stop crying during a gameplay, ahhhhhh make it stop already then.
4 - OmoChao from Sonic Series
Why he is Annoying?
I've played the classy Dreamcast games like Sonic Adventure 2 until when Omochao made a first appearences as the tutorial character, but It also happened on modern Sonic games like Sonic Generations. What I don't like about omochao is he gives a too much instructions and distracted you on gameplay, which pisses you off for no reason. It feels like you want to throw this retarded robot out of the game or why not go break this crap with baseball bat. So imagine that, if he's on real life. What happened if he become my video game teacher, while I'm playing Sonic games.
Me playing Sonic games while Omochao sit next to me.
Omochao: Press the A button to jump.
Me: Thanks but there's no need to tell me what to do.
Omochao: Collect the rings gives you a extra lives.
Me:Omo Thanks, but please don't give me too many advices, I know how to play this game.
Omochao: You got a Speed boot gives you a speed dash by holding the R button.
Me: I don't need your bullshit advices or else I kick your ass.
Omochao: Oh am I annoying you.
Me: SHUT UPPPPPPPPP! (Began to break him in pieces with baseball bat)
3 - Slippy Toad from Starfox series
Why he is Annoying?
Since I've played Starfox 64, Slippy toad is just a stupid space pilot I've ever seen. You know why? because he just don't know how to fight bad guys and asking Fox and others for help which is stupid. Didn't he know how to fight the bad guy properly or maybe it's better that he should be banned on starfox series and never come back again. God I hate that bastard frog.
2 - Green headed woman from Cybermorph
Why she is Annoying?
Cybermorph is a piece of shit on shitty console ATARI Jagular. It's not just because of gameplay and graphics, but what about the Green headed bitch keep reappearing over again and again, when getting hit by the objects and said something stupid like WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY? 100 times, which getting me too distracted for rest of day and night, even I can't sleep all night.
Oh god there something on my head comes up, wait, noooo please don't let my brains have flashback. Oh shit! there's she is!
G.H.W: WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?
Me:Oh please stop keep saying it, make it stop already, will you please just...... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
1 - Navi from legend of Zelda - Ocrena of time.
Why she is Annoying?
It's just like Omochao, but this fairy is way worse than I expected. She can't stop giving link a too many advices and she has a most annoying voice I've ever heard. All she do is to keeps saying HEY, LISTEN over again and again, ahhhh I'm getting sick of her shitty voice. Can't she give up already and what is the point of listening her stupidity voice. Well she is deserved to be number one the most annoying video game character in history.
I wish I can get myself a spatula to wrack that fairy to death and that will teach her a lesson.
Navi: HEY, LISTEN
HEY, LISTEN
HEY, LISTEN
HEY, LISTEN
Me: (getting a spatula) YOU MUST DIE! (Wrack her to death).
Anyway that's it for now and thank you for listening my blog and hope I will make a another one next time.
For me the most annoying thing is the light camera that follows you in Half life 2. It just blinds you and you can't see anything.
ReplyDeleteI've never played half life 2 which I don't have a xbox but my brother has one and so with this game as episode 1, I go see a video of half life 2 on youtube later to see how the camera is tried to blind the characters.
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